I was discussing the happenings of the NBA with a friend today and we got on the topic of Karl Malone – the greatest power forward to ever play the game. We started bringing up our favorite Karl Malone quotes and I realized that the list was endless, nonsensical, and absolutely hilarious.
I decided that I needed to share these with everyone. Here are some of my favorites, however, if I have left one out, please let me know and I will post it immediately. Enjoy the sayings of Karl Malone.
“I ain’t gonna to be no escape-goat.”
“Everybody know that Utah is in Salt Lake City.”
“Karl Malone gotta do what Karl Malone gotta do.”
“I just realized that not only early in my career but, if I was going to play longer, guys foul you when they get tired.”
“What have Larry Johnson do that Karl Malone have not do?”
When asked if he was interested in running for governor of Utah: “It do interest me, matter of fact, it really do.”
Malone is classic! Believe me, there are plenty more out there as well. Jimmy Kimmel thought Karl Malone was so hilarious, that he had a reoccurring bit on his television show where he dressed up as Karl Malone – black face and all. Here are two of my favorites: