Category Archives: Miami Heat
2011 NBA All-Star Game All-Snub Team
Sorry Ernie, Kenny and Chuck! Most of us will not be tuning into your special pre-game show to see who this years All-Star reserves are because this information has already been leaked by multiple sources. In case you have not … Continue reading
The Hoop Scoop: 12.2.2010
The Lakers lost again…for the fourth straight time. No, the wheels are not falling off – everything is fine. Continue reading
2010-2011 Miami Heat Highlights
If you listen carefully, you can hear Stan Van Gundy say, “Man, karma is a b@$#%!” Congratulations Pat Riley for putting this all together. I hope the tampering investigation that the Cavaliers are heading up goes a little better for you. Continue reading
How many people can you fit in a LeBron James Love Triangle? Cavs launch Investigation in LeBron Tampering.
Gilbert will then write another ridiculously letter, this time using the “boom”, “wham” and “pow” speech bubbles from the Batman shows, expressing his disgust of Stern, LeBron, Riley and the NBA in general, thus disproving my theory that he is not dumb enough to absolutely embarrass himself in similar fashion.
Hoopstopia.com Debut: Heavy Breathing from Darth Jangles
However, I am a hater of front-running, bandwagon fans, who desperately feel the need to be on the “winning” team that they change their loyalties season after season. It’s disgusting. Continue reading
The Hoop Scoop: 11.23.2010
This is the exact reason why you should not be a bandwagon fan – because when you defect now, you look like a complete moron. Continue reading
The Hoop Scoop: 11/18/2010
If you listen carefully, you will hear Portland’s management scream every time they see Kevin Durant drop another 30 points in a game. Continue reading
The Hoop Scoop: 11/14/2010
Come February, you will not see Baron Davis in a Clippers jersey. I am not sure where you will see him, but it will not be in Los Angeles. Continue reading
The Hoop Scoop: 11/12/2010
Oh yeah and Chris Bosh looks like Smush Parker on acid out there. Continue reading
Crazy Trade of the Day
There is no way that Pat Riley, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are going to admit that this experiment is a complete and utter failure…not now anyways. Continue reading
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